...So says the T-Rex on Toy Story. I know I have threatened to stop shower before and I just haven't done it, but today when I stepped out of my five minute shower this is the face that greeted me. I'm glad I was letting him hang out in his diaper while I showered so I didn't have to worry about his clothes. This my friends, would be lotion. Yes, nice thick and creamy lotion all over my boys face, hands, and my bedroom carpet. This story is as good as yesterday when he ripped a pattern that my mom had just sent me right in two. "Thanks, Vance. No, that's okay, I didn't actually want to use that pattern..." What am I going to do when he turns three and I can't blame his behavior on the fact that he is two anymore? Oy...I think I'm going to be finding gray hairs in my head sooner than later.